The Ladies of the Big Coop wish to invite you to come on down and say hello. While you're standing there, admiring them, perhaps you could toss a little scratch grain in? It's just there, to your left, in the big silver trash bin. Yes, that's the one. Go on, get a scoop. Ah, thank you!
(Let the mayhem commence.)
Honestly, Oprah Winfrey! Get off of Lovely. There is enough scratch for everyone.